doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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