Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Randomize
