you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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