strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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