I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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