At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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