HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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