She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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