I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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