Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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