This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
This is the high leading the old right now
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Panties = found
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
