I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Randomize
