I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
