How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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