He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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