"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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