I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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