Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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