Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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