If i come over, it means nothing
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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