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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.

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• (408): View more from California

  You drunk yet?

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  Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.

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  Cant make any promises.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.

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  And she used to have such long ones. Sad.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.

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• (619): View more from California

  How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?

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• (845): View more from New York

  finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  And then the night went full on bisexual.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol

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