i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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