So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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