your parents love me but you hate me
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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