I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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