$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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