i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dick very happy bro
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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