This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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