I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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