I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Randomize
