So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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