We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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