So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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