She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We had sex on a dog bed..
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
