were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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