Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
