they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just had sex on a roof
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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