ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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