Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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