your parents love me but you hate me
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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