Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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