what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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