He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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