watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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