another moral hangover. fuck.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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