Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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