why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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