I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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