these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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