Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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