everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Someone came in the potted fern
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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