i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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