god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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