She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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